This is for all the Brockton natives,both present and past (maybe future?)
If you find this true,then rep the 508 mofos!
You know you're from Brockton,MA when....
-You see five homeless people in one hour.
-Belmont Street in the early afternoon turns into a NASCAR racetrack.
-Theres a CVS by every Dunkin Donuts followed by a strip mall.
-You go to a Rox game,but dont watch the game.
-Westgate Mall sucks as a mall, yet you hang there regularly.
-The East Side Projects are a good use of space.
-You have no idea who the mayor is.
-MySpace is not just a website,its a way of life.(Sorry Facebook!)
-If you manage your way in and out of Brockton High School during the morning without cursing,fenderbending or getting pulled over by the cops,you're already having a good day.
-Cape Verdeans and Haitians outnumber black,white and Asian people.
-Everyones got either a Nextel or a Sidekick LX.
-Route 24 is known as "The Highway".
-The teen clubs are a good place to lose your virginity.
-The Cape Verdean Minister is a frequent sighting.
-You plan to move as far away from Brockton when you get older the minute you move here.
-Downtown Brockton reminds you of Berlin after the end of WWII.
-The Northside doesn't look like the rest of the city.
-You get offended when an out of towner makes fun of Brockton.
-Main Street turns into Prostitute Central at night.
-When people ask where you live,you say "Boston" instead of "Brockton" (cuz who knows where the hell Brockton is anyways?).
-Brockton Hospital is a last resort for healthcare.
-You navigate the BAT bus system with ease.
-During a half day,all the white people go to Friendly's,all the black people go to Burger King,all the Asians go to Taco Bell and theres always a fight in front of McDonalds.
-You get these jokes and pass them on to other people from Brockton.
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