Pimp Chronicles

Ok,so here is the COMPLETE list of Katt Williams jokes form the comedy hit Pimp Chronicles Part I

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1 i dont know whether to cry or get fucked up
2 talk bout my hair retain heat
3 im only callin you bitches cuz i dont knw your names individually
4 Jesus i dont know THEM
5 Nigga i got it cuz it look like a Phantom
6 its esteem of yourMOFOself!
7 Never in the history of Niggadom
8 Bitch is that plum and red?
9 Either you was big and got small.... either way...
10 You gangbangin on bacon nigga
11 Aint no bitches come out, aint no music play
12 its just a plant... and if you was to set it on fire
13 if you take 13 of them mofo, it'll be yah last headache
14 side effects: hungry, happy , sleepy
15 Chemical in weed called fuck it!
16 I got 12 candles, i been waiting to burn dem bitches
17 Nigga nigga nigga...This shit right here nigga, this shit here
18 Kryptochronocutalite
19 That dont even sound attractive
20 In the kitchen just sittin on the stove...
21 This shit right here, this is a love seat nigga
22 Get out there and suck some dick
23 say our names bitch
24 tell me what the Iraq army uniform look like?
25 dont worry, i'll wait
26 I dont have not one insurgent friend
27 everytime it smell like pine cones, daddy be trippin
28 now you gotta play it off with the nigga...
29 and you aint bumped up to cocaine by 2006
30 look at all the drug dealers
31 sit back there and say my hair aint luxurious when you know it is
32 Where the fuck was you at? What the fuck was you doin?
33 Murder? Murdered who?
34 no Im sorry no Shaquita here
35 is that a rockweiler or a bear nigga?
36 just dont ever call em your nigga friend
37 PLease stop puttin them little blue leashes on your children
38 Maybe we should stop beatin our kids
39 ...publicly
40 Bitch, that is a Ford Focus
41 Fuck you have a party last 3 and a half mofo months
42 Is she marrying bleach?
43 Push it faster ese
44 he will take Remy as a back up
45 TONIGHT WE'RE GETTIN FUCKED UP!
46 This is unleaded... thats spicy as a mofo
47 Zamboki: coffee and alcohol
48 Niggas just in the club just watchin other niggas
49 ::dance scene::
50 ::lil jon - WHAT::
51 Nigga where is my compass?
52 I dont know why i thought that nigga was 6'12 or something
52A Aye yo bitch,let me get some water
53 Aye yo bitch, whats the answer to no 7!
54 Touch what nigga
55 you got your dick all on my forehead
56 Its on your nose nigga
57 is one of them niggas professor Obi?
58 This is a mofo hookup
59 Lil Kim went to jail for NOT snitching
60 Michael Jackson is freer that a mofo, smellin like little bloys booty hole
61 Fuck Michael, fuck him.. fuck him
62 Whitney done smoked her kneecaps off
63 You got a white women pork face
64 Dont you climb trees?
65 He put his nigga dick in some white women and got 2 babies that aint mixed
66 You cant name no nigga baby blanket
67 Tell me the last time Michael was in a relationship you believed
68 ... dont worry, i'll wait
69 Forgetting the fact that emmanual lewis was 26 at the time
70 but bitches do
71 what would michael need? an amusement park...
72 Uh huh Mr. jackson
73 I AM A BOY DAMON
74 Applies to all jokes:What the fuck?