Midnight in Siberia:Chapter 1

Chapter 1

So, this is how it’s going to end. I’ve seen this situation before, in the movies. I never thought I would be in it. Just three months ago, I was the mayor of Brockton, Massachusetts, my hometown, a small city south of Boston and now I’m here, handcuffed to a chair in a dimly lit room while a crazed oil billionaire paces in front of me, holding a .357 Mangum handgun.
“Mr. Crater, I know it may be hard to believe, but this is hurting me, it really is. I remember not long ago, I was doing the same to your father. He came onboard to the rig as an investor from London looking to buy up some oil stock. Well, I guess the International Security Agency didn’t cover up all their tracks. Oh well. In two hours, our beloved Moon will make a turn for the worst and crash into the Yucatan Peninsula and I’ll be on a one way trip to Sputnik II, my self-supportive space station orbiting Mars. I do think it’ll take approximately 9.75 million years for the Earth to recreate its atmosphere and another 1.3 billion years until it can actually support life, according to my calculations. Humans will regret the day they pushed Mother Nature over the edge. They put all the blame on me just because I run an oil company but I’m just one person. I had to rise to this dirty position so I could promote my message of saving the environment. Now they will know why I did it. I’m sorry it had to end like this Anthony. I’ve had a blast.”
The billionaire handed the handgun to one of his bodyguards in the room and whispered, “Finish him.” The bodyguard chuckled and walked over to where I was tied up. The Magnum was held to the left side of my head. I could feel that cold, steel barrel against my temple. I could hear the safety clicking off. How did I get into this situation?
Well, since you’re this far into the book, there’s no point in stopping. My name is Anthony Crater, and this is my story.

THE Inauguration

Obama’s Inauguration and what it meant to me

“Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.”

-President Barack Obama

Inaugural Speech

January 20, 2009

Those words were spoken by Barack Obama, the 44^th president of the United States and our first black president. I was truly touched by those words. As Americans, we have been through a lot during the past two years. Our economy is hanging on by a thread, we are fighting two wars and our environment is getting more polluted by the day. The 44^th president would have a lot on his plate already as soon as he was sworn in, and President Obama didn’t miss a beat.

To me, the inauguration meant a lot. Its official: he’s our guy now for the next four years. Being a black male, this meant a lot to me personally because I didn’t realize how much I could achieve until he was elected. I don’t believe many black males knew how much we could achieve if we just work towards it. In these modern times, I’ve seen African Americans do so much. I’ve seen Deval Patrick become the first black governor of this state. I’ve seen Sheila Dixon become the first African American woman to be Baltimore’s mayor. I’ve seen Shirley Franklin become the first black female mayor of my hometown of Atlanta, Georgia.

Now the sky is the limit for our race. We can do and become anything now. This country’s race tensions have eased in the past 45 years, which if you consider it, isn’t that long of a time. Plus, this has also opened windows for other minorities like Asians, Latinos, Native Americans, Middle Eastern and women. It’s just great because not only did I not expect to see a black president until I was out of college, I actually thought that I would be the 1st black president, but Obama beat me to the point. Also, I don’t live with my biological parents, I’m with my grandparents and they both witnessed segregation firsthand. They were both a part of the civil rights movement so for them, this inauguration was extra special for them. My grandmother personally knew Dr. King and grew up in the Jim Crow South and she cried as he was being sworn in. It was truly amazing and will be remembered as America turning a new page in its history, with Barack Obama leading the way.

So in conclusion, Barack Obama has just shown the world how beautiful this country really is. In our darkest hour, we shine the brightest because we can put our petty differences aside and come together as a nation and work for our generation. Like President Obama said, “We are the change that we’ve been waiting for.”

My Summer in D.C.

In February 2008, I recieved a letter from Presidential Classroom inviting me to join them for a week in the summer to go do various activites in Washington D.C.!Exciting right?At first,it wasnt.I mean,D.C.?Can you get any more dull?It's nothing but building housing all these departments...Dept.of Transportation,the FAA,Dept. of Agriculture..whoohoo.And two,a whole week alone with brand new people?Now for most,a situation like this isn't exactly a walk in the park.However,an outgoing character like me loves an oppritunity like this!So after getting all the paperwork filed away,I said goodbye to my parents and entered Terminal C at Logan International Airport to board JetBlue Airways Flight 1253 to Washington Dulles Airport.After meeting with the PC representative, I met my first PC peeps (yeah i called them my peeps,we gotta problem?). One of them,Ron eventually became my roomate.Then the PC experience began.Everything from business causal wear to the backseat crew to Caucus 1 to messed up countoffs where one of us would always forget his or her number.From taking 400 photos of one site to having lunch with new people everyday,only to forget who they were.From group photos to touring sites we've never seen in our lives,from Capitol Hill Day to sweating off 30 pounds while you were rushing in between buildings.From blisters and cuts on our feet to our cameras dying when we really needed them,it was an experience of a lifetime.I loved my time at PC and everybody that was a part of it.And although it was a bit of a adjustment from all of us,it was one I was willing to make.

So in conclusion,my fellow PC alumni,I'm glad I came to D.C.The people,sights and sounds I experienced were awesome.Or as we say here in Massachusetts, WICKED PISSA!

Sincerely yours,

James A. Jackson (no relation)

Pimp Chronicles

Ok,so here is the COMPLETE list of Katt Williams jokes form the comedy hit Pimp Chronicles Part I

Enjoy and I want feedback!

1 i dont know whether to cry or get fucked up
2 talk bout my hair retain heat
3 im only callin you bitches cuz i dont knw your names individually
4 Jesus i dont know THEM
5 Nigga i got it cuz it look like a Phantom
6 its esteem of yourMOFOself!
7 Never in the history of Niggadom
8 Bitch is that plum and red?
9 Either you was big and got small.... either way...
10 You gangbangin on bacon nigga
11 Aint no bitches come out, aint no music play
12 its just a plant... and if you was to set it on fire
13 if you take 13 of them mofo, it'll be yah last headache
14 side effects: hungry, happy , sleepy
15 Chemical in weed called fuck it!
16 I got 12 candles, i been waiting to burn dem bitches
17 Nigga nigga nigga...This shit right here nigga, this shit here
18 Kryptochronocutalite
19 That dont even sound attractive
20 In the kitchen just sittin on the stove...
21 This shit right here, this is a love seat nigga
22 Get out there and suck some dick
23 say our names bitch
24 tell me what the Iraq army uniform look like?
25 dont worry, i'll wait
26 I dont have not one insurgent friend
27 everytime it smell like pine cones, daddy be trippin
28 now you gotta play it off with the nigga...
29 and you aint bumped up to cocaine by 2006
30 look at all the drug dealers
31 sit back there and say my hair aint luxurious when you know it is
32 Where the fuck was you at? What the fuck was you doin?
33 Murder? Murdered who?
34 no Im sorry no Shaquita here
35 is that a rockweiler or a bear nigga?
36 just dont ever call em your nigga friend
37 PLease stop puttin them little blue leashes on your children
38 Maybe we should stop beatin our kids
39 ...publicly
40 Bitch, that is a Ford Focus
41 Fuck you have a party last 3 and a half mofo months
42 Is she marrying bleach?
43 Push it faster ese
44 he will take Remy as a back up
45 TONIGHT WE'RE GETTIN FUCKED UP!
46 This is unleaded... thats spicy as a mofo
47 Zamboki: coffee and alcohol
48 Niggas just in the club just watchin other niggas
49 ::dance scene::
50 ::lil jon - WHAT::
51 Nigga where is my compass?
52 I dont know why i thought that nigga was 6'12 or something
52A Aye yo bitch,let me get some water
53 Aye yo bitch, whats the answer to no 7!
54 Touch what nigga
55 you got your dick all on my forehead
56 Its on your nose nigga
57 is one of them niggas professor Obi?
58 This is a mofo hookup
59 Lil Kim went to jail for NOT snitching
60 Michael Jackson is freer that a mofo, smellin like little bloys booty hole
61 Fuck Michael, fuck him.. fuck him
62 Whitney done smoked her kneecaps off
63 You got a white women pork face
64 Dont you climb trees?
65 He put his nigga dick in some white women and got 2 babies that aint mixed
66 You cant name no nigga baby blanket
67 Tell me the last time Michael was in a relationship you believed
68 ... dont worry, i'll wait
69 Forgetting the fact that emmanual lewis was 26 at the time
70 but bitches do
71 what would michael need? an amusement park...
72 Uh huh Mr. jackson
73 I AM A BOY DAMON
74 Applies to all jokes:What the fuck?

You Know You're From Brockton When,,,

This is for all the Brockton natives,both present and past (maybe future?)

If you find this true,then rep the 508 mofos!

You know you're from Brockton,MA when....

-You see five homeless people in one hour.

-Belmont Street in the early afternoon turns into a NASCAR racetrack.

-Theres a CVS by every Dunkin Donuts followed by a strip mall.

-You go to a Rox game,but dont watch the game.

-Westgate Mall sucks as a mall, yet you hang there regularly.

-The East Side Projects are a good use of space.

-You have no idea who the mayor is.

-MySpace is not just a website,its a way of life.(Sorry Facebook!)

-If you manage your way in and out of Brockton High School during the morning without cursing,fenderbending or getting pulled over by the cops,you're already having a good day.

-Cape Verdeans and Haitians outnumber black,white and Asian people.

-Everyones got either a Nextel or a Sidekick LX.

-Route 24 is known as "The Highway".

-The teen clubs are a good place to lose your virginity.

-The Cape Verdean Minister is a frequent sighting.

-You plan to move as far away from Brockton when you get older the minute you move here.

-Downtown Brockton reminds you of Berlin after the end of WWII.

-The Northside doesn't look like the rest of the city.

-You get offended when an out of towner makes fun of Brockton.

-Main Street turns into Prostitute Central at night.

-When people ask where you live,you say "Boston" instead of "Brockton" (cuz who knows where the hell Brockton is anyways?).

-Brockton Hospital is a last resort for healthcare.

-You navigate the BAT bus system with ease.

-During a half day,all the white people go to Friendly's,all the black people go to Burger King,all the Asians go to Taco Bell and theres always a fight in front of McDonalds.

-You get these jokes and pass them on to other people from Brockton.

25 Random Things about Me!

Here are 25 random things baout me.Enjoy!

1.I work at Petsmart
2.I hate static electricity
3.My procrasinaton is out of control
4.I hope to become president someday
5.I have a huge crush on Barack Obama
6.Facebook,to me is A-Ok
7.I hate fake people (who doesnt?)
8.My best friends vary by day,mood and month
9.I hate the Mannings with a passion
10.I love to text,yet I don't think I text enough
11.Ranting is mad fun in my opinion
12.I'm not Haitian
13.I'm from Atlanta,GA
14.I live with my grandparents
15.I was a badass in elementary school
16.I have a wierd obsession with SUV's
17.Funny YouTube videos make my day
18.I miss my long lost friends
19.Slow walking people aggravate me
20.Riding on the T excites me
21.I'm scared when an airplane takes off
22.Washington,DC is my favorite place on the East Coast (sorry Boston!)
23.I live in an apartment
24.I dont know who my biological father is
25.I have 3 sisters and 1 brother

Atlanta,GA:My Hometown

They say all roads lead to Rome
But down south they will tell you
That Boston isn’t the only “Hub”
We’ve got one too
Its home to UPS and Coke
Chick-fil-a and Home Depot too
The summers can get extremely hot
And at times, winters too
MLK Jr. called it home
When he was fighting for equality
And now black is the ONLY policy
Suburbs sprawl like crazy
Everything is cheap
Unless you subtract the Cadillac’s
Hummers, Lexus, Benz and even some Jeeps
There’s wealth to share
The people live without a care
Unless it deals with their hair
Hip hop’s new mecca for talent
And the population consists of blacks and Hispanics
Despite that, the NFL and MLB teams lack talent
There’s a great mix of old and new
The traffic is kind of hard to get through
I-75 and I-85?
I suggest no drive till after five
The airport is the busiest
Since the ‘70’s the mayors have been black
A person from Chicago
Because the attitude they sure do lack
Asked if they were on crack
I never heard from that kid again…
All the streets are nine lanes wide
Wal-Marts and Costco’s line either side
And there are definitely plenty of snow days
The fear of snow is what keeps them at bay
Days are long and nights are longer
Like JD said in the song
‘And parties don’t stop till 8 in the morning’
The clubs are the hottest
Some of the people are the fattest
I digress to brag
But we are the best
At what we do
So the next time you’re looking
For a place that’s really cooking
The plane tickets you should be booking
And when they ask where
You give ‘em one of those stares
Say you’re going to where they say ‘Y’all’
And aint is a word
From Bankhead
To Ben Hill
Where the citizens keep it real
Downtown and Midtown
From the North Side to Sweet Auburn
There’s no other place to turn
From Marietta to East Point
From Fulton to Clayton
Douglas and Cobb
Where everybody got a job
The N, F and the B words are common
I’m talking about the 404
The ATL
A-Town
The New Capital of the South
Better not run your mouth
A
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A
N
T
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That’s where I come to play
How about you come to stay?

R&P Episode 4:Stimulus Package

Good Evening,
So today's blog and rant will be about President Obama's stimulus plan.Oh yeah,I'm going there and I'll be back for more.That's why its called Ruthless and Proud,because you cant turn back.So,here we go!


Today's topic is...
President Obama's stimulus package

After much praise and debate,President Obama signed his long awaited stimulus plan into law in Denver,CO.Denver is also the place where he accepted the Democratic nomination for president.If you're struggling in this recession,trust me,you wont be for long.Obama is goving money away like its going out of style!Everybody is getting money,and I mean EVERYBODY!!!!College students,old people,young people,single parents,married people,rich people,poor people,homeless people,blacks and white people,cats,dogs,fish,seag

ulls, the sane and insane,ANYBODY!
No wonder this guy won.He wasn't playing around when he said he was bringing hope and change to America.No one knew it came with thier own personal piece of the pie.If all thigns to according to plan,America will be back on its feet in no time!
So in conclusion,everybody is getting some type of assistance from this stimulus plan.Everybody from Brad the sophomore at UCLA to Janice the single parent,even Sparky,your neighbor's black labrador.

Love,peace and chicken grease,y'all.Ttyl.

-James

R&P Episode 3:Addictions

Good Afternoon,
So today's blog and rant will be about New Age Addictions.Oh yeah,I'm going there and I'll be back for more.That's why its called Ruthless and Proud,because you cant turn back.So,here we go!


Today's topic is...
New Age Addictions

Anyways,the topics for today is new age addictions.Now as we all know,addictions usually turn our bad for the person or persons involved.But in today's world with all this technology,some new addictions have arose and they are just ridiculous.
First off are cell phones.Now dont get me wrong,I love my phone.And I love to text but some people take it too far.Here's an example of a text conversations that bugs the hell out of me.
"Hey.
Hi,whats up?
Nm,u?
Nothin,just bored.
O lol."
You see?There wasnt a damn thing funny in that short conversation.If you text me,please make it worth my while.I get excited when people text and my phone vibrate in class,but then I find out that you bored in your own damn class.Then there's the iPod.Ever meet or know somebody that has one earbud in thier ear while you talking to them?Like,cmon now,you've heard "Womanizer" 45 FREAKIN TIMES!!!Get over it ad get a life!
Even AIM has gotten ridiculous.People just leave they whole daily schedule on thier away message.For example..
"Out w.the besties!Calll/text it....shower...then Lisa is picing me up..going to see that new Will Smith movie....then dinner at Outback...then sleepover!Im so exicted.Work 12-7 tomorrow...sad...might be geting a new cell!"
Ridiculous.
Finally,there social websites (sorry Facebook).Facebook and Myspace are fun websites,yes?I go on once a day,if I have time.But we all know a few people that just stay on all goddamn day.And update their status every minute.And they put up bulletins like 'PC4PC!please?''Comment the new default'
Go outside and play something or run around a building for once in your life!!

Well,thats me guys.
Love,peace and chicken grease.Ttyl.

-James

R&P Episode 2:

Today's topic is...

American Idol

Alright,so American Idol,great show.Well it was,till like Season 4 then I just lost all interest.Now I just watch the tryouts,because people are just too funny.Now don't get me wrong,if you can sing and want to acheive national fame over 6 months,then by all means try out.But there are just some of us who should just sit down and watch.Like William Hung.
And this year,despite failing ratings,American idol is cutting back on all the bad tryouts.WHY?That's what gets me interested in the show.Ugh,oh well.They just lost a viewer in me.
And another thing.Why does the runner up ALWAYS become more famous than the actual winner?To me thats a waste of energy and confetti.I mean,if you win 1st place.you should be recognized as such.It's like having Barack Obama win the election,but everyones attention is drawn on John Mccain because he LOST.If you lose,you should suck it up and go home.Like Ruben Studdard on season 2.He won but guess who got more fame than him?Clay Aiken!!!That freakin fruitcake!!Eff that nigga.This wannabe hillbilly from North Carolina cant sing,otherwise he'd be the winner.He's got like 5 albums and where's poor Ruben?In Alabama,singing his heart out and no one's listening to him.Screw American Idol.Screw Clay Aiken.
And Ryan Seacrest,go fall off a cliff.
Oh,and the judges?I can imatate all 3 of them.Simon always has a freakin brom shoved up his ass,which is why hes so mean.Randy Jackson is like on drugs,because hes always laughing and smiling and sayin "You did your thing,dawg."And Paula Abdul?What is she,the second coming of Mother Theresa or something?Ghandi or Dr King or somebody?Shes just always nice,never mean."Oh you tried your hardest,""Maybe next year".Or my personal favorite,"You did great,it takes alot of courage to try out."
Does it?All I thought it took was a personal application and you have to be 16.
And that theme song.Where are we,SoCal?Am i a surfer?Do I have a house in the hills with a killer tan?

Well,American Idol.Thats my take,and I'm sure you guys can somewhat agree.

I'm outta here.
Love,peace and chicken grease,y'all.

-James

R&P Episode 1:Weatherman

Good Afternoon,
Today's topic is..

Boston area weathermen

I hate them.All of them,Like I don't see how you have all that effin technology and you can't make a full forecast?Like what,did you buy your meterology license?And during the winter,these guys just go crazy.Cmon weathermen.You guys are our last hope and you just throw it out the window like it's a boomerang,hoping that it will come back.No.Screw that.Like a few weeks ago,we were supposed to get some snow.Not alot,but it was like 2-4inches,somewhat significant.But did it snow?NO.Did it flurry?NO.It was just cloudy and cold.And then you whores have the nerve to get on TV that night and act like NOTHING happened.No apology.No "Well screwed up todays forecast huh?"NOTHING.I hate you al.And on the 21st,it was supposed to snow and yet again,it didn't.You guys are screwing up,I mean how hard is it to predict the weather with all those computers and instruments!?!All you do is look at some charts,get on TV,use you little pointer thingy and make a joke or two.That's it.My three year old cousin could do that.Hell,Sarah Palin could do that!It's NOT THAT HARD!!!!!

So in conclusion,Boston area weatherpeople (and all the other weathermen that screw up thier forecasts and have the nerve to get on TV and act like nothing happened)need to get it together.One more wrong forecast,and I swear there's going to be some drama.

Love,peace and chicken grease,y'all.

-James

Good Afternoon!

Good Afternoon Readers,
My name is James.You can expect to hear alot more about me soon!My blog is called Ruthless and Proud,and for good reason.I plan to spout off on topics of my interest at first,and then I will let you choose.Please read my blogs,I'm sure you can relate to the first few entries I will be posting.

Love,Peace and chicken grease,y'all.

-James