25 Random Thoughts:Episode 4

Special shoutout to my number one fan,Breanne!

1.I just cleaned my house for no apparent reason.
2.I've always wanted to visit Scandinavia.
3.They canceled Mind of Mencia??Fuck you Comedy Central!
4.Patton Oswalt is NOT funny.
5.And Dane Cook is....OK.
6.Selling on eBay is fun!
7.I still enjoy a long road trip as much as the next guy.
8.The most technological advanced room in your house is the bathroom.
9.My Venus flytrap is doing well and I named it!
10.Cleveland-At least we're not Detroit!
11.Detroit-At least we're not.......Africa.
12.Is it me or does Mayor Quimby from the Simpsons remind you of JFK?
13.New Yorkers are rude as hell.
14.Jay Leno is a funny motherfucka!
15.Why are there so many late night shows?Like,who watches them?
16.I think I might buy American for my first car...
17.Pres. Obama is gunna be in Martha's Vineyard this weekend!How are they gunna land AF1 at MVY?
18.That's my age!!Finally!!!
19.You know,blogging is fun.
20.dollar lottery tickets don't increase ur chances of winning...
21.I want a Blackberry!
22.My family is becoming religious and me and my semi atheist ways arent liking it...
23.I'm an independent!
24.Republicans are starting to piss me off...assholes.
25.The Chrysler Pacifica is a really nice car to drive.

25 Random Thoughts

Happy birthday to me!!!!!!Here's another episode of 25 random thoughts!

1.I dont like laughing at jokes I don't find funny.
2.Clam chowder doesn't have clams in it?
3.I'm blogging on my iPod touch!it's soo cool!
4.I won $2 on my first lottery ticket.Go me.
5.Give me that filet o' fish,gimme that fish!
6.I want some goldfish!!!
7.I'm stuck on band aids because band aids are stuck on me!
8.I want to go to the movies!!!!
9.Ah wah wah!
10.I'm tired of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!
11.Google:All of lifes answers in under a second.
12.P. Diddy,you ain't no Sir Rock Obama.
13.This looks like a B...lol
14.I love watching cooking shows on a Friday.
15.Call the po-po hoe!
16.I stay up ridiculously late for no reason....
17.I'm selling my iPod when Apple comes out with the 3rd generation....
19.Hahaha I skipped 18....
20.days til college!
21.I want a Venus flytrap,and i'm gunna name is Squishy..
22.And he shall be mine,he shall be my Squishy...
23.KOBE!
24.Is it me,or can all of MJ's song titles be used in a sentence?
25.Hey,don't mess with him,he's Bad.If you do mess with the Man in the Mirror,he'll Scream and trust you sure don't want Blood on the Dance Floor...

25 Random Thoughts:Episode 2

Up next,another episode of the award winning blog,25 Random Thoughts!

1.I'm impressed with my iTunes playlist.
2.True Crime:Streets of LA is not an accurate depiction of LA and thier 45-hour long commutes.
3.I've strated to listen to salsa music more...whats going on with me?
4.And I like...smooth jazz?Am I going through a recession too?
5.The Red Sox need to get thier act together,you see this is what happens when you dont have any Dominicans on the team...
6.Paris Hilton is famous because her daddy owns a hotel chain?So what,you aint never see them Ramada bitches?What about the Holiday Inn Twins?
7.I thought I'd be excited about this HDTV...but its not...that exciting.Darn you HDTV technology and your over hypedness!
8.Peachtree swag,you can call me Mr. Lenox.
9.What's with these damn male enhancement commercials?If you can't get it up,thats God's way of saying "Stop having sex!"
10.days til my bday!
11.I don't like Range Rovers,they seem too bulky.
12.I love how there's a part of Brockton that doesn't look like Brockton...
13.I woke up with my phone in my hands...am I that addicted?
14.I've been told by many people that I should run for politics....maybe I should.
15.As my first day of college closes in,I feel myself maturing with each day.
16.The Cheesecake Factory is expensive as hell!
17.I want to get more organized for the fall although controlled chaos has always been my thing.
18.Mary J. Blige keeps doing her thing.Go ahead girl,I see you.
19.Why do white people sit out in the sun all day,then complain about thier sunburn the next day?
20.White people in general should be a different subject in a anthropology book.
21.Anthropology?Did I just spell that correctly?
22.I STILL don't get that 'best I Ever Had' video.Geez,Drake,you hot,but you cant do that.
23.I actually like Twitter.
24.Fuck GPS,trust James.
25.If you don't like what I'm saying,put a dick to your ear and fuck what ya heard!

I'm out!

25 Random Thoughts:Episode 1

Alright,I haven't blogged in a while but now that its nearing my birthday (August 16,and I accept cash) I decided to try something new.Its called "25 Random Thoughts".I realized that I have a lot of thoughts I keep to myself,so now I'm going to share it with you guys!
Here we go!

1.I've seriously considered selling my iPod on eBay for the past week or so.
2.It's sad how I watch the National Geographic Channel more than the evening news.
3.Blogging is fun!
4.Work+high school=hectic schedule.I wonder how college will factor into that.
5.I cant wait for my birthday!
6.My texting rate has decreased over the summer...maybe its time for new texting buddies.
7.I've always liked this number.
8.I never log on my Myspace anymore....
9.I love this show Cops.
10.Where's Joe Biden nowadays?Thats the only reason I voted for Obama...because if I voted based on the race card,I'd be labeled a racist.
11.And that just doesn't work out for my ego.
12.I got a big ego...oooh,I talk like this cuz I can back it up.
13.I really cannot wait for college.
14.I love the month of August,which just also happens to be the month I was born in.
15.I've always like counting in sets of 15.
16.Can we get rid of the state of Alaska?I mean,they dont want to be a part of the US then screw them.Lets annex Puerto Rico.
17.I really don't think 25 spots is enough to express what goes on in my mind on a daily basis.It's like the CNN Breaking News scroll.
18.10 days till I'm 18!
19.I'm in love with music.It'ssomething I just cannot live without.
20.Brockton needs a monorail system.
21.Hi hater!
22.A lot of people like my sense of humor.Trust me,it wasn't easy to come by.
23.What si the point of an online university?Like,its hard enough to stay awake and concentrated in a regular classroom,what makes them think having it via internet wil make it any better?
24.Stephen King's novel 'Cell' is genius.
25.Stephen King in general is genius.